Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
