I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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