i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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