let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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