1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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