Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
