i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It's blow job season.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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