eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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