a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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