why didn't you poke me back
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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