pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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