and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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