Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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