just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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