Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Soap is not a condiment
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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