Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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