you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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