I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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