Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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