For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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