Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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