my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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