New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He? As in you personified your dick?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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