i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Randomize
