my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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