It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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