Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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