Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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