wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize