question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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