drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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