that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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