She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My dick has a subreddit
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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