sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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