i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Please don't give away my fajitas
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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