To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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