i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I love having hate sex.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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