the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He? As in you personified your dick?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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