I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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