I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
send nudes
from the living room?
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