I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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