I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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