Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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