I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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