if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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