White coat. Heels.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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