Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
whose parrot is this?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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