at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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