If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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