why didn't you poke me back
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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