I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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