We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
