Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
