Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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