You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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