in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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