plz talk dirty to me
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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