when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i dont even know how to be here
areolas are like halos for boobs.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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