Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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